Good stoner jobs

[fatweedsack]

golf course. Last fall i worked this job called bag room at a private course a few nights a week after school. The good thing bout this job is all of the administration leaves around 5 or so and im there till bout dark. So once there all gone there is plenty of time to smoke. and everyone else there was a stoner too haha. smoked blunts n shit all the time. n this one time we chiefed too bowls in my boss's office. haha. but yeah golf courses are the best jobs. i caddy there too and make FAT cash

[insanity]

Gas attendent. I pump gas and get paid 8 on the hour for doing it. My coworkers all blaze and the manager is some foreign dude who doesn't know what weed is... thank God for Oregon's gas laws.

[ComfortablyNumb]

My parents own a restaraunt/store so I just do dishes and eat all the time for free. They pay me $6 an hour plus there is a tip jar at the register, so I get tipped for sitting on my ass.:thumbsup:

[Faultydesign]

I work at an ice rink, I seriously...do nothing all the time.

[krustythfreakinclown]

Gas attendent. I pump gas and get paid 8 on the hour for doing it. My coworkers all blaze and the manager is some foreign dude who doesn't know what weed is... thank God for Oregon's gas laws.

What, you're not allowed to pump your own gas in Oregon? Really? Is it because the government thinks the average person cannot handle the intricacies of operating a gas pump? If so, then why do they allow people to drive a car, which is *much* more complicated? Hell, there are *tons* of people who shouldn't even be behind the wheel of a car.

Do you have to get a license, take a government-required class or get a special certification that says you are a qualified gas-pumping technician? Are you required to have special insurance to be a gas-pumper-dude?

Seriously, the mental process the legislature must have had to mandate such a stupid thing is ridiculous. OMFG.

"You're not smart enough to pump your own gas, but we'll give any moron a license to operate a 2000 pound machine at speeds up to 65 miles per hour."

Un-fucking-believable.

This is a microcosm of the problem of government.

[Str8 Blow Off]

I work at an ice rink, I seriously...do nothing all the time.

yea i second that i used to work at one for about 9 months and i only did 2 things....sit around or go skate...it was one of my favorite jobs

[RevolverBlaze]

Work at Arbys right now. Good stoner job since everyone smoked and we got a HUGE selection of munchies [mozzarella sticks to chocolate shakes] so hell yeah.

[slpntrx5]

I draw on cake with icing...

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Dude, i literally fell out of my fucking seat when i read that!!! haha! good times....lol :dance:

[sm0k1t]

The best stoner job i got is when I worked at a Make your own wine store. I had my own little room near the store where I maked the wine for the customers and I bottled it for them..so when there are no appointments for bottling i smoked while workin and I was the best guy that my boss hired.
every clients loved their wine =) I wanted to try to make a weed wine but since I dont drink wine I stick with smokin the shit
payed me 10$/hr + tips when bottling with the clients..really nice job

but my dream job is to trim and smoke weed all day hehe and it will be the case in a couple of years but for know its college for me

[Big Calhoun]

I've never had a 'stoner' job, per se. When I first started working, I worked at an amusement park. I did ride operations so it was pretty hard to get away to smoke. One year I did work the midnight shift and a bunch of us used to smoke out. Mannnnnnn...'lunch' time was a pain b/c you already were tired and smoking didn't help.

Now I work as a business professional doing project management. I normally don't smoke during the day, during the week. Sometimes I take projects home and I'll smoke and start working on them...has led to many awards for my innovative solutions. Have smoked out a couple of times on business trips, but that's pretty much the extent of it.