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    Jesus... think about it!

    Lmao exactly my thoughts
    cannabis campbell Reviewed by cannabis campbell on . Jesus... think about it! This past Saturday, I went to a Catholic wedding. The wedding was actually really nice, but the thing that struck me, was the reading they did from the bible. It talks about Jesus going to a wedding and everybodyâ??s pissed because thereâ??s no wine left -and you know you canâ??t have a wedding without getting people fucked up. So Jesus turns some water into wine and saves the day. I personally think that the whole Jesus: son of God/superhero/miracle worker thing is the biggest sham in world Rating: 5

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    Jesus... think about it!

    I'm sure there were other people that were going around getting people high, I don't think Jesus had a monopoly on Pot.

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    Jesus... think about it!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pulse
    the bible is all true what he did was real.
    That's some of the funniest shit I've ever heard...

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    Jesus... think about it!

    Quote Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
    I'm sure there were other people that were going around getting people high, I don't think Jesus had a monopoly on Pot.
    Yeah, but Jesus was probably the main dealer for the middle east.

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    Jesus... think about it!

    if a catholic priset hears you say that he
    might be tempted to brab your balls and give you head
    please be quiet when near church
    Love is patient and kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. Love is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, and it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres

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    Jesus... think about it!

    jesus was a good teacher, just like buddah, they had good ideas, and values. people blow the whole religion thing WAY out of porportion. there is no "god" there is only the begining and the end.

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    Jesus... think about it!

    Quote Originally Posted by LIP
    God made cannabis, not that jesus bloke.
    Yeah but Jesus fronts it for him.

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    #8
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    Jesus... think about it!

    Word.

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    #9
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    Jesus... think about it!

    I made cannabis, prove that i didnt. Saying that God exists and made cannabis is just as impossible to proove as me saying that im god.

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    Jesus... think about it!

    Quote Originally Posted by bedake
    I made cannabis, prove that i didnt. Saying that God exists and made cannabis is just as impossible to proove as me saying that im god.

    I have proof. Here's me and Barney the Dinosaur, back before you were born, when we had electric cars and the speed limit was only 9 1/2 M.P.H.

    Oh, we were cut out of the picture.

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