Jesus... think about it!

[Swizzy89304]

This past Saturday, I went to a Catholic wedding. The wedding was actually really nice, but the thing that struck me, was the reading they did from the bible. It talks about Jesus going to a wedding and everybodyâ??s pissed because thereâ??s no wine left -and you know you canâ??t have a wedding without getting people fucked up. So Jesus turns some water into wine and saves the day. I personally think that the whole Jesus: son of God/superhero/miracle worker thing is the biggest sham in world history. I know that thereâ??s a chance that some of the events in the bible did actually take place, but the superhuman dogma with which theyâ??re presented, ie: Jesus healing lepers and the lame, makes it all bullshit to me.
Right after they did the reading, I remembered this story Iâ??d read a couple years back about how Jesus used a cannabis extract to â??healâ?� people. And if you think about what a cannabis extract would be, that would be some really fucking potent shit! I mean think about how strong vanilla extract is.
So Jesus was going around getting muthafuckas high as a muthafucka! Of course they thought he walked on water. And of course he fed a mass of people â?? no doubt with the munchies - some fucking rocks! He had crowds zooted everywhere he went! Effectively, Jesus and his weed carriers disciples were Cheech and 12 fucking Chongs.
So Iâ??m thinking about this wedding where he â??turned water to wineâ?�, and Iâ??m thinkingâ?¦ â??That sneaky muthafucka Jesus splashed his whole extract stash in some punch bowls and was like â??It ainâ??t really wine, but itâ??s real Jesus Juiceâ?¦ Bitches!â?� and turned the party out. If that wedding in the Bible actually took place, I have no doubt Jesus got them mutherfuckers high as hell on some dank chronic - not wine. And when Jesus died, people were pissed cuz Jerusalem's biggest weed pusher was out of the game. Think about it.

Swizzy89304 Reviewed by Swizzy89304 on 04-17-2006. Jesus... think about it! This past Saturday, I went to a Catholic wedding. The wedding was actually really nice, but the thing that struck me, was the reading they did from the bible. It talks about Jesus going to a wedding and everybodyâ??s pissed because thereâ??s no wine left -and you know you canâ??t have a wedding without getting people fucked up. So Jesus turns some water into wine and saves the day. I personally think that the whole Jesus: son of God/superhero/miracle worker thing is the biggest sham in world Rating: 5

[ADaisyChain]

i feel yA

[NotALlama]

Agreed

[Pulse]

the bible is all true what he did was real. plus you should be prazeing him for it is he who made cannabis that we all love think about

[Kitty Kat]

Uug...

[PureEvil760]

HEY! that really offends me, im callin the cops.

[Mingles]

Jesus? Oh I know him...He's that Mexican dude from down the block.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

That's a funny pic!

[cannabis campbell]

the bible is all true what he did was real. plus you should be prazeing him for it is he who made cannabis that we all love think about

him who made cannabis??? dont think so mate

[LIP]

God made cannabis, not that jesus bloke.