Quote Originally Posted by WhiskeyGirl
First Time

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."
jeez, Uncle clem never learns....here in Wyoming unwanted sheep pregnancies have hit an all time high, the free vet clinic is always full of these ladies asking for the morning after pill, at least we are finally giving them options now.....