When should you stop having Sex?

[poorprincess]

when you have a condition...like aids...or crabs...or third trimester pregnancy....

[WhiskeyGirl]

when you have a condition...like aids...or crabs...or third trimester pregnancy....

very true Princess!!

[graymatter]

I guess that'd be about the time when I ask a friend to kill me... painlessly, I'd hope...

[LIP]

Well, i dont think i'll have sex when im older, or i'll pay for a younger girl lol... Who'd wanna fuck an old person anyway?

[WhiskeyGirl]

Well, i dont think i'll have sex when im older, or i'll pay for a younger girl lol... Who'd wanna fuck an old person anyway?

I must say you are 1 weird guy, I 'de bet my last dollar your not married!!

[Psycho4Bud]

Well, i dont think i'll have sex when im older, or i'll pay for a younger girl lol... Who'd wanna fuck an old person anyway?

I think this sums it up better than I could.........


Older women, make beautiful lovers
Older women, they understand
I've been around some, and I have discovered
That older women know just how to please a man.

Everybody seems to love those younger women
From eighteen on up to twenty-five
Well I love 'em too, but I'm tellin' you
Learnin' how to really love, takes a little time.

So baby don't you worry about growin' older
Those young girls ain't got nothin' in you
'Cause it takes some livin', to get good at givin'
And givin' love is just where you could teach them a thing or two.:thumbsup:

[Shelbay]

Psycho...you are so cool! Some Lady taught you well lol....tell her thanks.:thumbsup: Older women are great!

[WhiskeyGirl]

First Time

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."

[weezy]

you should stop having sex when your wifes dead body is so badly decomposed that the only thing holding her together is the maggots
and the neighbours are nockin on the door to find out where the stench is coming from,that same stench that had their children up all nite pukein up their lungs and crappin all over their asses and bodies and now they cant go to school coz their now big hard hairy crustly lumps of shite.

lets face it when it comes to that the only respectfull thing you can do is hump the ball of maggots one last time and then dispose of the scattered remains and kill yourself

[Euphoric]

you should stop having sex when your wifes dead body is so badly decomposed that the only thing holding her together is the maggots
and the neighbours are nockin on the door to find out where the stench is coming from,that same stench that had their children up all nite pukein up their lungs and crappin all over their asses and bodies and now they cant go to school coz their now big hard hairy crustly lumps of shite.

lets face it when it comes to that the only respectfull thing you can do is hump the ball of maggots one last time and then dispose of the scattered remains and kill yourself

aaahHahahahaha