When should you stop having Sex?

[singingbowl420]

you should stop having sex when your wifes dead body is so badly decomposed that the only thing holding her together is the maggots
and the neighbours are nockin on the door to find out where the stench is coming from,that same stench that had their children up all nite pukein up their lungs and crappin all over their asses and bodies and now they cant go to school coz their now big hard hairy crustly lumps of shite.

lets face it when it comes to that the only respectfull thing you can do is hump the ball of maggots one last time and then dispose of the scattered remains and kill yourself

...wow I think I just threw up a little...yep I did...

but everyone knows that you should never stop having sex...unless you have bad genetics and your ugly...then dont take the chance of passing that along...we have enough ugly people in the world

[SmokinStella]

ewww, i'm so not happy i looked at this thread!

[Psycho4Bud]

you should stop having sex when your wifes dead body is so badly decomposed that the only thing holding her together is the maggots
and the neighbours are nockin on the door to find out where the stench is coming from,that same stench that had their children up all nite pukein up their lungs and crappin all over their asses and bodies and now they cant go to school coz their now big hard hairy crustly lumps of shite.

lets face it when it comes to that the only respectfull thing you can do is hump the ball of maggots one last time and then dispose of the scattered remains and kill yourself

We try to leave this area and politics alone but remember people, you have an "ignore" option and are encouraged to use it.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[muncheemama]

First Time

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."

jeez, Uncle clem never learns....here in Wyoming unwanted sheep pregnancies have hit an all time high, the free vet clinic is always full of these ladies asking for the morning after pill, at least we are finally giving them options now.....

[WhiskeyGirl]

We try to leave this area and politics alone but remember people, you have an "ignore" option and are encouraged to use it.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

I didnt see an IGNORE option?where is it?
ty

[Psycho4Bud]

I didnt see an IGNORE option?where is it?
ty

On the top of the page go to "User CP".........On the left side is your "Control Panel" settings....go down the list under "Miscellaneous" and you'll find "Buddy/Ignore Lists"....just add in the name and it's like they are wiped off your board.

Easier yet, just bring up the persons profile and on the line under their name is "Add to Buddy List" and "Add to Ignore List"...just give it a click.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[bmoresmoke]

You should only stop having sex if your spouse catches you

[WhiskeyGirl]

On the top of the page go to "User CP".........On the left side is your "Control Panel" settings....go down the list under "Miscellaneous" and you'll find "Buddy/Ignore Lists"....just add in the name and it's like they are wiped off your board.

Easier yet, just bring up the persons profile and on the line under their name is "Add to Buddy List" and "Add to Ignore List"...just give it a click.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

And smoke, your comment --- that's just W R O N G !!
WG