Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,

Susie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her

95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how

her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a

heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."



Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100

Years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.



"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago,

realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it

was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just

the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...



Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on

the Dong."



She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd

still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come
WhiskeyGirl Reviewed by WhiskeyGirl on . When should you stop having Sex? Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning." Rating: 5