A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out
his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are
so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into
the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq
we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same
glass twice either."

The Good Ole American Redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and
catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America, and the Rednecks.