Hey Mr.Pres............

[WhiskeyGirl]

MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and donÃ?¢ââ??‰â??¢t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

WhiskeyGirl:stoned:

WhiskeyGirl Reviewed by WhiskeyGirl on 04-17-2006. Hey Mr.Pres............ MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your Rating: 5

[Psycho4Bud]

LOL....thank you, I needed that! Ya know though, that is VERY close to the truth!

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[Great Spirit]

Remember don't drink the water! Personally I think you should go to Canada. It's not as hot plus you won't get harassed for smoking..........MARIJUANA!

[Bong30]

NO gs, you should go to canada......you cliam it, they wont even take you... i bet you even tried.... there like no thanks, so sorry....NEXT

[Great Spirit]

NO gs, you should go to canada......you cliam it, they wont even take you... i bet you even tried.... there like no thanks, so sorry....NEXT

Actually I went to Canada in 1999, and their customs agents are so much nicer then the Amerikans. When we went back to Amerika, the milataristic customs guy points his finger at me like he's God and says "Where ya from??!!" And that was before 9/11!

I pity Amerikans....

[icebelowfreeze]

country was built by imagrants whitch we all are, and we all take pride in our National Background, but i dont think they should be getting special treatment on tax's, they no different from us, but they also work very hard and are a key to this country.

[AmericanTerrorist]

Ya i dont want the price of my strawberrys going up any higher goddamnit, let em stay!

[Bong30]

country was built by imagrants whitch we all are, and we all take pride in our National Background, but i dont think they should be getting special treatment on tax's, they no different from us, but they also work very hard and are a key to this country.

uhh no im not an immagrant..... I can trace my family tree back to the mayflower (no shit).


They need to take thier asses back across the boarder and do it right. Then they have 100% of my support. Till then... they want civil war.....

We will take back the south west, and what ever fucking part of mexico we want. They better watch out. They are waking a sleeping giant ( american People)

Not pussies like, the rest of you illegal loving traders.

I dont give a f*ck if my strawbeeries go up in price. I will pay .25 more a lbs. Please...

My brother inlaw would work at keystone washing busses for a ski pass, and room and board. Now all illegals.....we would do those jobs.

[WhiskeyGirl]

LOL....thank you, I needed that! Ya know though, that is VERY close to the truth!

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

And by the way!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
I was nosy and checked out your profile LOL
I turned 42 on March 1st
Peace to ya!!:thumbsup: :smokin:

[Psycho4Bud]

And by the way!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
I was nosy and checked out your profile LOL
I turned 42 on March 1st
Peace to ya!!:thumbsup: :smokin:

Thank you and belated Happy Birthday to you! WhiskeyGirl...Toby Keith fan by chance?

Have a good one!:thumbsup: