Scientific Testing Of Beer

[BloodyRedBarron]

Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink
within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men
gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emot ional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down
while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

So Drink up and be Mary?
Or get Stoned and be yourself.:stoned:

BloodyRedBarron Reviewed by BloodyRedBarron on 04-16-2006. Scientific Testing Of Beer Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked Rating: 5

[Joel]

uhuh I find that completly un true buddy.

First of all your poking shit at women saying they cant drive , talk obsesivly. They may do those things but when your drunk you talk alot because its fucking great and I think your stupid.

drinking is pure fun ... if your drunk and can fuck , your not a women.

[d00d989]

not being able to drive, faling to think rationally......thats called being DRUNK

not turning into a woman.

loads of men drink loads of beer EVERYDAY and they dont hav vaginas

[BloodyRedBarron]

See my point...I bet your all beer drinkers complaining.

[Joel]

haha yah , thats like saying if i drink 6 beers ill grow some tits.

but one thing is , it doesnt turn us into women.

what a pointless thread loser.

[TipTIP]

ah you guys are all idiots. it's not literally turning into the women, it's the things you do. i totally agree with that guy

[Mr Greenthumb]

No one turns into the opposit sex when they drink. Everyone turns into a A-hole when they drink.

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts right?

[Jeff Spicoli]

Everyone turns into a A-hole when they drink.

A-holes become apparent when they drink,

[NightProwler]

dude what the fuck, women are people too.

[187]

i am deffenetly not an asshole when i drink