Laughing My Fucking Ass Off.
I knew a guy that got sooo drunk on absinthe
that he started hallucinating a green hippo
and ran into the police station to try to get away.
da haze meister Reviewed by da haze meister on . Funny Story I friend of mine got so drunk last night he jumped over the counter at Dennys and pissed in the sink. He's in jail right now, I wonder what he's gonna get charged with lol. I wish I woulda been there to see it. Indecent Exposure isn't the greatest thing to have on your record;) I'm thinking Ind. exposure, public drunkeness, and possibly destruction of property. What do you think? Rating: 5