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[maryjanemama]

I'm making this post purely to stop the handles on the coffee machine from rusting over.

Mary.... Stop rocking back and forwards on your stool!

Cleve.... Stop throwing knives at the door and giggling !

GHoST.... Stop pacing the room and shaking you're head!

Sawleaf.... Stop running from room to room farting and hiding behind the delicatesant!

Ok, but can you stop these bugs from crawling all over me? Aps, you have to put your clothes back on...for goodness sake, the party been over for a week and a half!

P. S. I know Ghost thinks he's "playing bass", but someone pull the plug to the amp.....PLEASE!

[GHoSToKeR]

MJM, wotchoo talkin' 'bout? this is art in the making!! you guys are witness to the birth of a supreme bass-playing motherfuckay!

[apsinthion]

* Put's on leather studded thong and silk night gown* Okayyyyy!

MARY!!!!!

I can either.....................

Turn up the volume on GHoST's amp and get rid of the bug's completely.

Orrrrrrrr

I can turn off the bass all together but you will run the risk being bitten to death by the bug's!

The choice is your's........................

[maryjanemama]

Aps, you're crazy! Yeah, why am I the one rocking on my stool? The lady behind the desk at the hospital said all of that was confidential!


Ghost, remember I told you about the guy in my family? The ex player in the cheesiest cover band ever? Well, at Christmas dinner I asked him about their reunion gig and he said, "Oh, Mary, we rocked, rolled and ruled!" He was serious.

[Lulu]

"Oh, Mary, we rocked, rolled and ruled!"

hahahahaha Bless 'em ~lol~

My son just told me a coupla jokes,

A sales man knocks on a door and it is answered by a small lad with a can of cider, a huge spliff and a porn mag under his arm
"Is your mum or dad in", says the salesman.

"does it fucking look like it"
SLAM


what's the opposite of christopher reeve?........

christopher walken

[GHoSToKeR]

lol MJM, and Lulululululu

Lululu that joke's kinda risque for a mod to be saying, huh? lol

[maryjanemama]

Hahaha, Lu. Hmmm, I wonder if that was my kid....lol.

[hunny]

Could this family be any more dysfunctional?



....what did ever happen to hunny? Wait.. I think I remember her saying she was gonna take it easy and work on her relationship.. or was that someone else?

Damn.. too many people to keep note of

ellooooo missed me ?? hahhahah iv been about just not in as much ..yeah ur right i was an still am havin loads of time with brix ,,im still alive tho an do pop in on the boards from time to time every other day ,,,nice to feel missed tho..

[rapid88]

lol, nice jokes LuLu

[unitmonster]

Hi all - new member - from the Philly area

nice to meet you all - i'll be around