Personally, I take a different approach.

I don't give a fuck.

For all we know, dragons could've been walking around blasting dragon-rap cappin' bitches long before the gangstas. Or, they could've not existed at all.

What I DO know is that COUNTLESS times throughout history civilizations will change history to suit it's own needs. So fuck it. I don't give a fuck. If it was recorded over 200 years ago, I'm just gonna deny it happened at all. Actually, fuck that too. I'm just gonna say The Universe started 200 years ago. And I'm gonna do it like a Christian. Deny any and all evidence against it.

Fuck dragons, Jesus, and your great-great-great-great grandparents. None of them ever existed.
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . HELLS HOLE. SCREAMS FROM WITHIN THE EARTH. READ. A geological group who drilled a hole about 14.4 kilometers deep in the crust of the earth are saying that they heard human screams. Screams have been heard from the condemned souls from earth's deepest hole. Terrified scientists are afraid they have let loose the evil powers of hell up to the earth's surface. today my bro showed me a recording as the mic went into the hole, it was played on an american radio station and as the mic went deeper into the earth you could hear a world of pain Rating: 5