Fuck drinking and driving...get high and fly!!!

If you must get drunk, don't drink at a bar. lol. Buy a 12 pack at your local shithole beer distributor and drink in the privacy of your own home. That way we won't have any problems of cops trying to arrest you at a bar and less drunks on the roads.

Just imagine what life would be like though if everyone smoked weed and no one drank man made alcohol. Be a lot more enlightened and peaceful!

Being drunk and being high are way too different things!