Dude, what the fuck is your problem?

First, you get caught for committing a crime and get put on probation. Then you have TWO (not one, but TWO warrants out for your arrest). That means you committed at least 2 other crimes, when you obviously are very bad at the criminal life. Then, you KNOW that if you violate your probation, you are going to prison for a minimum of TWO YEARS.

So, what do you do? You commit credit card fraud, while you are ON PROBATION, while you already have two other outstanding warrants.

Then, you have enough drugs to take down Keith Richards while you are ON PROBATION and committing credit card fraud. I hope you don't live within 1000 feet of a school or nursery. You also better hope you don't get hit with intent to distribute or felony possession, because then you will definitely be fucked.

Get your head out of your ass, lay off the fucking drugs, get a lawyer with legitimately-earned money (you *do* have a job, don't you? of course you do, because a career criminal would always have a real job), go into rehab, turn yourself in and take your licks like a man and DON'T COMMIT CRIMES. You are very bad at them.

Do your time and probation like a man, put all this crap behind you and get your act together.

If you continue to think you can be the next Pablo Escobar or Noriega, you'll end up just like them: either dead or in prison for the rest of your life.

Good luck.
krustythfreakinclown Reviewed by krustythfreakinclown on . OMG CHECK THIS OUT...IM FUCKED... JAIL? I hope not :( Ok so I just got caught for credit card fraud, I had to run away to my aunts house, My mom called the cops on me and im gonna go to jail for 2 years if I get caught, My parents caught me with ketamine, ritalin, adderal, methamphetamine, 2c-i, cocaine, 30 blue dolphins, a bottle of absinthe, and a bunch of prescription pills. They found it all under my mattress, right now im getting lectured by some guy whose brother hung himself from cocaine withdrawls, Im on ritalin, xanax, (4 shots of Rating: 5