Damn, you were already on probation? Ouch, that's going to hurt. I hate hearing about people getting busted by the law; I've been there.

I don't care if I'm out of line, you need some help, man. Drugs are awesome 'till you start fucking with your permanant record and ruining family relationships. I'm not saying it to lecture you, I'm saying it because you sound like a pretty chill guy that doesn't deserve to be put through a harsh, ugly, and unforgiving Legal system.

Take a long, long break from drugs. Hope stuff works out for you, man.