well for the soda question... I would be a can of OK soda. That stuff was so good, but I think it was only released to certain test markets in the summer of 1994, and if you were not in one of them you missed out. As for being a cat...I'd wake up in the late afternoon lick my genitals for a good 30 min. Then run outside when my ower comes home, roll in the dirt, catch some birrdies for dindin. Then I'd whine to go inside and sleep with my owner all cuddled up under the cuvers.