if you were a...

[Lulu]

I would just get high on catnip all day long, then take a huge shit right in the middle of my owner's living room.

Noooooooo under a cushion on the sofa
~lol~Take them longer to find it

[Kronik Bagz]

shit, id kill everything that moves even things already dead, go round screwin all the other good lookin cats on tha block, smoke up some good catnip, an end up gettin ran over by a car eventualy,

my cats name iz honkey so fuck you, lol

[LearyS Disciple]

my cats name is gary so fuck you lol

[Omun]

well for the soda question... I would be a can of OK soda. That stuff was so good, but I think it was only released to certain test markets in the summer of 1994, and if you were not in one of them you missed out. As for being a cat...I'd wake up in the late afternoon lick my genitals for a good 30 min. Then run outside when my ower comes home, roll in the dirt, catch some birrdies for dindin. Then I'd whine to go inside and sleep with my owner all cuddled up under the cuvers.