Dude, chisme, you gotta get your shit together.

Sure, sure. The whores are useless. We know.

I'm here to talk about your signature. It's too damn big. If I'm reading a post of yours with merely ONE line of text, it takes up my whole fucking screen.

What the hell, man!? You think you deserve that whole damn page? Maybe sometimes, if you've got some real important shit to say. But not all the time. No sir. Change it now, or consequences will be created and enforced.