I am really fucking baked

[Oneironaut]

Yup. I was sober for like a week and now I'm toking again. Life is good.

To make this thread not completely pointless, here's a story about some monkeys that got fucked up last 4/20:
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default...0-4-2005_pg9_9

Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Drunk monkeys cause chaos

A group of drunk monkeys rampaged through an Indian village after stealing a specially fermented drink. The primates stole the liquor made from marijuana leaves which residents were preparing for a religious festival.

Stunned Baralapokhari villagers struck back at the inebriated monkeys with sticks and other weapons and drove them away. Three residents sustained injuries requiring hospital treatment, reports The Times of India. The intoxicating ‘pana’ drink had been prepared from marijuana leaves as part of an offering to Hindu gods for the Oriya new year. The villagers had kept it in pots outside their huts, an official said. Monkeys that passed out have since been returned to the forest.

Oneironaut Reviewed by Oneironaut on 04-11-2006. I am really fucking baked Yup. I was sober for like a week and now I'm toking again. Life is good. :D To make this thread not completely pointless, here's a story about some monkeys that got fucked up last 4/20: http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_20-4-2005_pg9_9 Rating: 5

[ToxicHaze]

Yup.im up there with ya man. just finished ripping a g-bong:stoned: and by the way those were my monkeys yup I let them go so they could chaos and destruction:stoned:

[Its a Plant]

Lol, nice save with the monkeys. Almost a pointless thread.

[BestTonicIsChronic]

LoL, monkies, so much like people. I read something about monkies addicted to coke and they would push a button thousands of times just to get more cocaine then they would push it more to get more.
I guess the moral is, monkies love their drugs just like people.
Hell I wanna toke with a monkey, as long as he dosnt NI*^ER lip the joint. lol

[420purplehaze420]

that makes 2 of us....silly monkeys drugs are for kids

[Drolover]

apes are bigger forms of monkeys

[silasbotwin]

Yo oneironaut, did you used to post on a board called www.unitedstates.com?

[3rdEyeVision]

thats fucken awsome, I bet those people put the weed drink outside they're homes every year so now the monkeys are used to it and are gonna drink it every year.

[Oneironaut]

Yo oneironaut, did you used to post on a board called www.unitedstates.com?

No, why?

[silasbotwin]

Haha a long time ago I went there and they had an Oneironaut and was a lot like you if I remember.