this poster is definitely real. its in the health center at my university.

i had pinkeye and strep throat (but not at the same time)

i'm happy to say that smoking weed cured my pinkeye
and drinking syrup cured my strep throat

because those bastards tried to prescribe me some eyedrops for my eye and 2 days later they were perfectly fine without the drops (just a saline rinse every few hours)
i got the antibiotics for my strep, but they wouldn't prescribe me any syrup, so my insurance didn't cover it (plus that dude doesn't accept my provider anyways). i will say that if you are sick, don't do any coke. it really doesn't help. snorting oxys did help though