Holy fucking shit!

[Oneironaut]

So I've been sober for about a week now, and it's been tough. A few minutes ago I decided to go take a shit. So I set out in search of a bathroom where I could find a little privacy (I don't like shitting in the bathroom on my floor since people come in and out of it all the time). I went to the one bathroom I usually go to, but there was somebody already there.

Then I went in search of another bathroom, angrily muttering under my breath about how you can't get any privacy around here anywhere. The second bathroom I like to shit in required going up two stories. I decided not to use the slow-ass elevator since it's usually faster to just take the stairs. Then as I was climbing the stairs, I happened to look down and see something. At first I thought it was a cigarette butt since people like to smoke cigs in the stairwells, but I had to take a second look.

When I did I couldn't keep myself from laughing hysterically. A ROACH! A FUCKING ROACH! I picked it up, and found another couple bits of bud around it, then ran back to my room, and here I am. It smells like good shit too. The weed gods are smiling on me today!

Oneironaut Reviewed by Oneironaut on 04-10-2006. Holy fucking shit! So I've been sober for about a week now, and it's been tough. A few minutes ago I decided to go take a shit. So I set out in search of a bathroom where I could find a little privacy (I don't like shitting in the bathroom on my floor since people come in and out of it all the time). I went to the one bathroom I usually go to, but there was somebody already there. Then I went in search of another bathroom, angrily muttering under my breath about how you can't get any privacy around here Rating: 5

[grinthenbearit]

lucky you...I just get the kind of roaches that smell and look like da pooh

[Oneironaut]

Whoever dropped this weed, THANK YOU! It feels so nice to be high again.

I think on 4/20 I'm going to drop a roach of my own in the same place so I can make some other student as happy as I was.

[LIP]

Lol... lucky you..im glad you found some erb

[Reefer Rogue]

Sweet man, it must've been fate someone else was taking a shit in your bathroom.

[chisme]

lol lemme get it stright u smoke u weed nugs they left right?

dont tell me u smoked their left over used roach , u can ctahc shit form that man.

if u found sum nugs good for u bro ive only ever found a nugget

[MaryJaneScott]

I think on 4/20 I'm going to drop a roach of my own in the same place so I can make some other student as happy as I was.

Awww... what a GREAT idea!! Kudos for thinking the way you do!
LOVE!!

:thumbsup:

[Ganj]

Congratulations on your find! Yes, the Weed Gods must be smiling upon you. If only I could find some bud, the Weed Gods would certainly be smiling upon me, too. They'd look upon me with a retorting eye as I savored their gifts from above and below. I'd smile back with my slitted eye to show my thanks.

[dark0ne]

the weed god has smiled on you. Just remember to repay him or he wont stop again.

When i was driving taxi, i picked up this bum and took him accrost town. He told me his life story, and i felt bad for him. he payed me in quarters, and i said "stick out your hand" i laid a nice sized joint into his palm. You would have thought he won the megabucks. "WOW! THANKS! i havn't smoked weed in years!" It made me smile thinking about him smoking it with his freinds laughing about the taxi driver that gave him a joint.

[Kitty Kat]

Lucky you.