South Park: Why are Muslims upset?

[Psycho4Bud]

Mrs. Garrison:
Let's all look at why Muslims are upset: [turns and picks up a stick of chalk] First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? [no response] Sex. Good. [writes "NO SEX" on the board] There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. [faces the class] Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? [no response] Jack off. [writes "NO JACKING OFF" on the board] Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. [faces the class] And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? [no response] Good, sand. [writes "SAND" on the board] Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too!
http://www.southparkstuff.com/index....687&Itemid=897

Too funny!:stoned:

Psycho4Bud Reviewed by Psycho4Bud on 04-10-2006. South Park: Why are Muslims upset? Mrs. Garrison: Let's all look at why Muslims are upset: First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? Sex. Good. There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? Jack off. Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? Good, sand. Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, Rating: 5

[WakingDream]

Yeah.

[Oneironaut]

Yeah, if you ask me, South Park is getting funnier and funnier now that they're openly making fun of religious wackos like Scientologists and Danish-cartoon-hating Muslims.

[Pete Rock]

damn i should watch southpark more, what time does it show and what channel?

[Ap0c4lyPtIcF4t3]

South Park is grade A shit i tell ya!

[LIP]

I think its great. Muslims deserve it because all they do is go round blowing themselves up...

[Clever Swine]

I think its great. Muslims deserve it because all they do is go round blowing themselves up...

hahahahahahaha
love that shit!!!!!!!!

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