Jesus Opie. Why even smoke it yourself?

What do you mean? Because I list so many bad points? Sorry if you don't like it but them's the facts.

And I use marijuana because I am weak, and it helps me forget my pain from my injuries, and it makes me more creative, and it makes sex even more amazing, and it makes food taste incredible, and it helps me suspend my disbalief so movies and stuff are more enjoyable, and it makes music indescribable compared to being sober, and it makes the sun feel nicer, and growing is a fun hobby, and I like sticking it to the man, and it makes me feel more content, and .... Did I leave anything out?

And I smoke it because it is the most convenient delivery method.