Smoking Inside

[methodnredd]

I love weed

Post of the day, just pure happiness provided by this plant.

Vaporizers are really good if you don't want to stink ish up.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

youl be fine, just smoke it. close all doors and windows, etc.

[Fabolous]

heres a idea, instead of hiding.. talk to yuor parents and tell make them come to there sinces and tell them they you well be smoking in your room, and your room alone no place else.

makes a hell lot safer and in ways easyier

[420kidder]

I live in a situation where I can't smoke in the house. I do anyway because it's #1 convenient, and #2 very easy to get away with since I have a window exhaust fan that I bought from Walmart. It has forward and reverse and 3 speeds with a remote control for $30. It sucks so hard that the door is pulled shut tight and any trace is sucked out the window. I'd advise this, and a spray can of ozium.

[yoda]

dude one thing about the smoke detectors, i dont think theyll go off if they smell weed smoke because one time my friends bro lit a cig and held it up to the smoke detector and it didnt go off so i duno.

ive set off the smoke alarm in my room twice from smoking blunts. but i also have a small room and was hitting the blunts with like 3 or 4 other ppl, so the smoke was kinda filling up my room.

[lateralus]

Here's an old, comprehensive stealth-smoking post of mine. Trust me - it is possible to *completely* illiminate smoke and smell if you're careful. I don't understand how people still don't think it's possible.

You aren't necessarily bound to get caught. You are, however, if you choose to use the wrong utensil. Joints, blunts, spliffs, or anything that continually burns is a no-no. Double-O stoners are better off using either a bong, pipe, one-hitter, sneak-a-toke, or anything that can be *immediately* put out after the hit is taken.

Optional: The next precaution I take is to light a single stick of incense five to ten minutes before the session. I use Nag Champa brand incense; it has a great aroma, and a decent potency. By far the best I've found. Of course, if this would raise suspicion among the enemy (YOUR PARENTS), then this step should be avoided. Many people believe that parents know what's going on if you use incense; mine, however, do not. I tend to avoid using the towel under the door because if someone was to barge in, they'd take one look at the towel and know exactly what it was for. Plus, if the following methods are done correctly, the only smell escaping your room will be that of Nag Champa.

After lighting your piece, always put your finger, a marble, or a coin over the bowl to prevent excess smoke from escaping the bowl, and to save your weed. Overlooking this is, what I imagine, what gets many people caught.

As for the spoof, ("dryer sheets thingy") I use a 20 oz Mountain Dew bottle stuffed with somewhere around thirty or forty dryer sheets. The right amount of dryer sheets is key: too little and the covering of the smell is insufficient, too many and you won't be able to blow the smoke through. Some people add an amount of cologne, or spray to the sheets for better results. In my experience, this was unecessary, but better safe than sorry. Holes were burnt in the bottom of the bottle (as recommended by an ancient mello as hello post) using the cherry (lit end) on a Camel. The smoke is blown through the mouthpiece.

Don't try to hold in the hit for too long; if you cough, your whole operation's purpose has been eliminated. I hold mine in for three to four seconds and blow it quickly through the spoof.

I have a stash of Icebreakers (mints) for when each session is over. I also keep an extra can of Axe (a lot of people use Febreeze or Ozium) close to me in case of a coughing fit, or if smoke somehow escaped the piece.

Mission accomplished.

[Crosis]

Shit, I smoke in my parents house all the time. When they're asleep, I'll pack a bowl at the computer or light up a J on the couch. I just open a window and blow in that direction. And don't worry about people seeing smoke. If it's dark out and this late, I doubt people will be standing right outside your window and looking to see if your getting stoned. Nah, you'll be fine. If you're that paranoid take your hits next to the window and blow out there, the smell won't do anything then 'cause you've got no smoke in the house. Oh, and when you light your bowl up make sure to pack the burning weed down with your lighter to put it out. Conserves weed and makes less smoke for less smell.