Beware: Religion

[gs8778]

The argument goes something like this: â??I refuse to prove that I exist,â?? says God, â??for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.â?? 'But,â?? says Man, â??the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isnâ??t it? It could not have evolved by chance, it proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you donâ??t QED.â?? 'Oh dear,â?? says God, â??I hadnâ??t thought of that,â?? and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic, â??â??Oh, that was easy,â?� says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next pedestrian crossing. Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingoâ??s kidneys, but that didnâ??t stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, Well That about Wraps It Up for God. Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Mole2k4]

ok, basically i believe in god,
i don't pray, i dont do mass, i dont do anything
i still believe in god.
i just think that there could be something out there
not a "god" just sometimg
just bits an pieces, for example, the sun is 80 times the size of the moon, but it is 80 times as far away, so therefore is capable of creating a total eclipse.
all long shots n stuff, but it's there
i dont belive in jo ho shit, i was subjected to that and it ruined my family, they can all go fuck themselves.

btw ive drinking,.

[GHoSToKeR]

The argument goes something like this: â??I refuse to prove that I exist,â?? says God, â??for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.â?? 'But,â?? says Man, â??the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isnâ??t it? It could not have evolved by chance, it proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you donâ??t QED.â?? 'Oh dear,â?? says God, â??I hadnâ??t thought of that,â?? and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic, â??â??Oh, that was easy,â?� says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next pedestrian crossing. Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingoâ??s kidneys, but that didnâ??t stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, Well That about Wraps It Up for God. Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

LOL dude, thats my favourite chapter out of all the 5 Hitch Hikers books

[wardrobe grower 78]

religion aint gonna make my plants grow!!!!,damn go and join a bible thumping forum

[GHoSToKeR]

religion aint gonna make my plants grow!!!!,damn go and join a bible thumping forum

this guys joking right? shit.. thats the stupidest thing ive ever read

[High phy]

the wheels on the bus go round and round...... round and round....... the wheels on the bus go reound and round all thru the town!!!!!!!!

Totally agreed.

[gs8778]

hey ghost, you know that they're in the progress of making a new hitchiker movie. I cant wait. Should come out sometime in 2005. They got mos def as ford prefect, dont know how that;s gonna work out.

[GHoSToKeR]

mos def as ford prefect!? fuck...

i guess its just gonna be another hollywood piece of crap, that does no justice to the books, with ben affleck and some girl with big tits... also, they'll probably throw in some trashy love story somewhere.. but itll be worth a look lol

[gs8778]

here's the info
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371724/