Well.........Me and a few mates where sitting in my mates house and we were all fucked as we had been taking a cocktail of drugs all night. Everyone had at least some coke, E and weed.....I had a dot of acid aswell and some beer and we were all fucked.

We started talking about my mates goldfish and everyone had idea's what to do with it and one of my mates tried to kill it because he thought it was going to kill him when he was asleep. (Fucked up I know)

So eventually 4 of us manage to get him out of the tank and into this small bowl and we all decide that we need to take him for a walk down the street because he has no legs. LMAO!

We take him for a massive walk and about 10 minutes into the walk my mate drops the bowl on the grass and all the water falls out and the fish starts flapping all over the place. So I knock on the nearest house door and ask for water. The first time i got told to fuck off but the second it was an old womans house and without realising it I walk in and take a bottle of orange juice out of the fridge and walk out again.

I run up to my mates with the bottle of OJ and they pour it into the bowl thinking its water because we are all so fucked. Anyway 2-3 minutes after walking again we relise that its not water in the bowl so my mate kicks a fence door down and runs into a garden to get a house. We eventually fill the bowl with water and carry on walking.

We must have walked about 2 miles when all of a sudden the popo roll up and ask us what we are doing walking down the road with a bowl with a fish in it and why we are soaked in water. And my mate had lost his shoes, he remembers giving them to a dog ???? LMAO fucked i know.

So we all get taken to the police station and put in the cells for a night with check ups every hour to make sure everyone is all good lmao.

That was a fucked up night and one of the funnest.


AND GUESS WHAT......The goldfish is still in the police station to this very day but they have got it a nice tank and everything. They stole my mates pet how wrong is that.

I saw it in thier last week for being unruley when drunk.