Id just finished smoking a few joints with Ben, when we got the munch. So we walk over to Budgens and start gawping at all the delicious chocolates and such. Babbling ensued, I think we were in there for about 30 minutes, and all we could afford was a couple of Milky Way's and a drink. So we go to the counter, and as Im eyeing up the fit bird working there Ben looks up and sees a big tub of KY Jelly. His next words will haunt me for the rest of my life...

'Oh Swizz, I thought they did KY Jelly here!'.

So now all the staff at Budgens think were a gay couple. Marvellous.