D.A.R.E. Bullshit haha

[brave little toaster]

Ok, i was in bed last night and I randomly remember this school assembly in elementary school where a D.A.R.E. officer came to my school and spoke to everyone about the evils of drugs. At the time you had to believe it since your a dumbass kid, but listen to this unbeleivable story: He told us there was this bro who got drafted into the NBA ahead of michael jordan, i forget his name. Anyway, apparently he was at a "draft party" with all of his friends and someone passed him a spliff and he took a hit for the first time. He hit it and his heart exploded!!!! That is what the fucking dare officer told us!! HAHA! Can you beleive the lengths some people will go to to keep kids from abstaining from harmless ole' mary jane?

brave little toaster Reviewed by brave little toaster on 04-07-2006. D.A.R.E. Bullshit haha Ok, i was in bed last night and I randomly remember this school assembly in elementary school where a D.A.R.E. officer came to my school and spoke to everyone about the evils of drugs. At the time you had to believe it since your a dumbass kid, but listen to this unbeleivable story: He told us there was this bro who got drafted into the NBA ahead of michael jordan, i forget his name. Anyway, apparently he was at a "draft party" with all of his friends and someone passed him a spliff and he took Rating: 5

[Jim Morrison]

yeah i took a look at my old dare handout book that i had it said one of the negative things marijuana does is cause death yet not one account of someone dying because of it has ever been proven

[Bong30]

DARE lost gov funding......I wonder why?

[NWDankBudz]

His heart exploded, lol I had one of our local police come down to health class, and talk to us about "marijuana," and she told us that ONE hit off of marijuana, is equal to smoking a whole pack of cigarettes. Then she told us that pot is more stronger today, then it was back in the 60s-70s, and that marijuana has a potency of 58% THC now a days I spoke up and said, "But wouldn't you want to smoke the marijuana that has the highest potency, because that means u get the same effects and smoke less." She couldn't answer me, and she moved on to talk about alcohol lol. I schooled the cop:thumbsup:

[mrpink019]

We haven't had D.A.R.E in about 15 years, now we have A.D.V.A.N.C.E.

When I was in 5th grade this chick cop told us that a man smoked marijuana, then when he got to his jail cell he acted like the chair he was in was a rocket, and he acted like rocket man. Soon after he had a heart attack. Now, it could have been laced by an unknown substance, but more than likely she was lying.

[orangeman]

I remember in 6th grade the D.A.R.E. people came to our school...The officer opened a briefcase full of drugs, he said it was "acid, ecstasy, cocaine, heroin" and "marijuana". At this time I wasnt into drug lol, but I had always had an eye for marijuana. I was amazed back then but now I wouldnt be and wish I could go back and take those drugs lol.

[Jim Morrison]

i would have taken the acid and dropped it right in front of him he wouldnt be able to do anything about it the damage would have been done

[slightlystonedDUBman]

would have taken the acid and dropped it right in front of him he wouldnt be able to do anything about it the damage would have been done

FUCK YEA

[scream]

one day a dare cop came to my school w/ a suitcase full of drugs to talk to the jr high kids and he lost a bunch of coke...i found it later under the podium

[Reefer Rogue]

Lol @ heart exploded.