D.A.R.E. Bullshit haha

[tokinggreg]

you wouldnt even need to smoke it...just look at it

LOL

tokinggreg Reviewed by tokinggreg on 04-08-2006. D.A.R.E. Bullshit haha Ok, i was in bed last night and I randomly remember this school assembly in elementary school where a D.A.R.E. officer came to my school and spoke to everyone about the evils of drugs. At the time you had to believe it since your a dumbass kid, but listen to this unbeleivable story: He told us there was this bro who got drafted into the NBA ahead of michael jordan, i forget his name. Anyway, apparently he was at a "draft party" with all of his friends and someone passed him a spliff and he took Rating: 5

[slpntrx5]

man more than 3/4 of the kids in my school who went through the DARE program are on shit now. lol now tell me, is that a super-effective program or what?

[da haze meister]

yeh the dare officer at my school was a douchebag
they bitched about marijuana
and how it ruined this kids life
his name was enrique iglesias or some shit
i member i got in deep shit cause i brought in like a "kilo" of some fake ass coke (baking soda and flour)
and an ounce of some fake ass mary jane (like oregano and horse shit)
and they in school suspended me
i brought it for the DARE skit
what douches

[Rizzle]

Except he said the Athlete snorted coke and he collapsed and died....however that is possible because some people could have an allergic reaction...still funny though

[Jeff Spicoli]

i member i got in deep shit cause i brought in like a "kilo" of some fake ass coke (baking soda and flour)
and an ounce of some fake ass mary jane (like oregano and horse shit)

you would of been instantly expelled