Ok, i was in bed last night and I randomly remember this school assembly in elementary school where a D.A.R.E. officer came to my school and spoke to everyone about the evils of drugs. At the time you had to believe it since your a dumbass kid, but listen to this unbeleivable story: He told us there was this bro who got drafted into the NBA ahead of michael jordan, i forget his name. Anyway, apparently he was at a "draft party" with all of his friends and someone passed him a spliff and he took a hit for the first time. He hit it and his heart exploded!!!! That is what the fucking dare officer told us!! HAHA! Can you beleive the lengths some people will go to to keep kids from abstaining from harmless ole' mary jane?
brave little toaster Reviewed by brave little toaster on . D.A.R.E. Bullshit haha Ok, i was in bed last night and I randomly remember this school assembly in elementary school where a D.A.R.E. officer came to my school and spoke to everyone about the evils of drugs. At the time you had to believe it since your a dumbass kid, but listen to this unbeleivable story: He told us there was this bro who got drafted into the NBA ahead of michael jordan, i forget his name. Anyway, apparently he was at a "draft party" with all of his friends and someone passed him a spliff and he took Rating: 5