HIGHWEED..

i love you

never get angry about growing... no matter what....
it is only to bring happiness into your life..

there was a guy who got a dog..
he brought the dog home..

then he went out to shag his girlfriend..

when he came home the dog had chewed his new shoes...

he got MAD and hit the dog 20 times..

he went to the store to buy a new pair of shoes... this super hot chick was working... big brain.. big tits... very nice lady..

he told her the story about the dog chewing his shoes...
later he asked her out and she said yes, she'd love to go out with him...

when they were out on the date... he mentioned that he got mad at the dog for chewing his shoes...

and she said was quiet for a long time..
and finally she said..
hey dumb ass... you know that dogs chew shit .. and you bought a dog...
and when it chewed shit you got mad... are you an idiot.. or do you set yourself up to get mad on purpose... cause yo have some sick demented issues?

your dog was just doing what it does... new dogs chew shit!

She went on to say...
and your dog, by chewing your shoes brought your life to ME....

a light went off in his head..
he thanked her for her wisdom.. (while staring at her tits)

she shagged him..
and the dog was taught not to chew shit without the BOY ever getting upset again..

Her TITs were GREAT by the way

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Garden Knowm Reviewed by Garden Knowm on . fuck fuck i hate roomates so i was taking a piss and my roommate goes in where my seeds where germanating 4 big bud and 4 skunk i come back and all the seeds look like they where step on .. the idiot din't even fucken look and step on them i told he's bitch ass to never ever go in my grow room or i will kick his ass thats my shit my plants my investment so don't fuck with it if your going to make things worse .. am so piss i wana figth him.... Rating: 5