Damn, why the fuck did I read this thread?
fuckin Friendowl. LOL

anyway, the first time I nutted was when I was 14. I was gonna have sex with this chick and she stuck her hand down my pants and I came right on her hand. It was like 3 seconds. It was fucked. I was embarrassed and then the next day she went to school and told a bunch of people. It was fucked up.

I didnt try to even have sex for the next couple of years. I was way more into fighting and committing crimes and then I went into the Army. When I was 18, I think. I was in Germany and we were out in the field and I was sent back to the barracks for some reason (I cant remember) the whole barracks was empty and for whatever reason I started strokin it and it felt good. Real good. Then next thing you know I came. It was awesome. I was 18 and didnt even know you could jack off. I think I did it like 4 times in a row that day. I lost my virginity a month later.

P.S. You fuckers better not tell anybody! lol