I smoke dope, I'm a criminal

[johnnylethal]

I am a typical dope smoker:

Iâ??ve been meeting so many people on this posting board, and the more decent people I meet the more upset I get over our current situation. We are, after all criminals, right?

This is not a generalization or exaggeration; this is who I am, what Iâ??ve accomplished and how I live. And again, I am a criminal because I smoke dope. If I omit any details, it is simply to help remain anonyms.

Iâ??m a Midwest conservative who was raised in a loving family that has always practiced a Christian lifestyle. My parents have been married over 50 years and my older siblings and I are all successful, happy people with wonderful families of our own by now.

Iâ??m also a high school state champion athlete, NCAA Div I competitor and highly educated professional with advanced degrees. Iâ??m an officer in my local church, father of three, sole provider for my family, married for 18 years and have never cheated on my spouse (and never will). Iâ??m prepared for retirement without relying on Social Security and I have my kids college accounts fully funded. I pay my taxes and have never been in trouble with the law (I havenâ??t even been pulled over for speeding in over 15 years).

But Iâ??m a criminal, because I smoke dope.

I donâ??t grow or sell, but have always helped my friends find dope over the years as they have helped me. Iâ??m not opposed to growing or selling, but the current risks are too high considering the level of responsibility I assume in caring for my family.

Modern life is stressful enough in trying to get by with no vices. Most people drink or take Prozac (or some other prescription drug) to help cope. After years of research and study, we have determined that smoking dope (at night, in our own home, after the kids have gone to bed) is the safest way for us to relax. We canâ??t overdose on dope, we canâ??t get addicted to it (aside from some people getting a minor psychological addition that only lasts a few days after you stop smoking regularly), we smoke with a vaporizer or filtered water bong, so we have no cancer risksâ?¦

But Iâ??m a criminal because I smoke dope.

I hide in the shadows and use code-words to mask our lifestyle when communicating with friends. I struggle like all of you to find quality from honest people. I groan with disgust as I watch our politicians continue to support the alcohol, tobacco and firearms industries (not to mention the oil industry) with open arms as they continue to hunt us down and lock up our friends, ruining otherwise wonderful lives in the process.

If I can drink, why canâ??t I smoke? No one with more then a 3rd grade education could possibly make a point that alcohol is better for you then smoking dope.

My doctor will tell me that I need to take a drug for my stress that will knock out my sex drive, then heâ??ll give me another drug to ramp up my sex drive to compensate, but he wonâ??t tell me that smoking dope will cure my stress and make sex more enjoyable in the process.

Iâ??m a criminal because I smoke dope.

johnnylethal Reviewed by johnnylethal on 04-05-2006. I smoke dope, I'm a criminal I am a typical dope smoker: Iâ??ve been meeting so many people on this posting board, and the more decent people I meet the more upset I get over our current situation. We are, after all criminals, right? This is not a generalization or exaggeration; this is who I am, what Iâ??ve accomplished and how I live. And again, I am a criminal because I smoke dope. If I omit any details, it is simply to help remain anonyms. Iâ??m a Midwest conservative who was raised in a loving family that Rating: 5

[KingPhilie]

i follow 10 "laws" that were passed down ever so long ago, iam not very religous, but i have found thoese laws to help guide my life in the right direct, i realy couldnt care less what the government think is moraly just ^^, cuz they obviously have no fucking clue .

.PEACE.

[cannabis campbell]

well basically yeah thats what so stupid but you wouldn't be a criminal if you were doing the same stuff in amsterdam.

Not like you are actualy going out and hurting anyone or taking someone that does not belong to you, you are simply buying weed with your own money which you earned so i dont see how that is breaking the law.

War on drugs is just a way of putting more people in jail its stupid

[chronic boom]

objective vs subjective realities. the real criminals are in the white house.

[JunkYard]

That was a great read, man!

:thumbsup:

[pabloescobar209]

I am a typical dope smoker:

Iâ??ve been meeting so many people on this posting board, and the more decent people I meet the more upset I get over our current situation. We are, after all criminals, right?

This is not a generalization or exaggeration; this is who I am, what Iâ??ve accomplished and how I live. And again, I am a criminal because I smoke dope. If I omit any details, it is simply to help remain anonyms.

Iâ??m a Midwest conservative who was raised in a loving family that has always practiced a Christian lifestyle. My parents have been married over 50 years and my older siblings and I are all successful, happy people with wonderful families of our own by now.

Iâ??m also a high school state champion athlete, NCAA Div I competitor and highly educated professional with advanced degrees. Iâ??m an officer in my local church, father of three, sole provider for my family, married for 18 years and have never cheated on my spouse (and never will). Iâ??m prepared for retirement without relying on Social Security and I have my kids college accounts fully funded. I pay my taxes and have never been in trouble with the law (I havenâ??t even been pulled over for speeding in over 15 years).

But Iâ??m a criminal, because I smoke dope.

I donâ??t grow or sell, but have always helped my friends find dope over the years as they have helped me. Iâ??m not opposed to growing or selling, but the current risks are too high considering the level of responsibility I assume in caring for my family.

Modern life is stressful enough in trying to get by with no vices. Most people drink or take Prozac (or some other prescription drug) to help cope. After years of research and study, we have determined that smoking dope (at night, in our own home, after the kids have gone to bed) is the safest way for us to relax. We canâ??t overdose on dope, we canâ??t get addicted to it (aside from some people getting a minor psychological addition that only lasts a few days after you stop smoking regularly), we smoke with a vaporizer or filtered water bong, so we have no cancer risksâ?¦

But Iâ??m a criminal because I smoke dope.

I hide in the shadows and use code-words to mask our lifestyle when communicating with friends. I struggle like all of you to find quality from honest people. I groan with disgust as I watch our politicians continue to support the alcohol, tobacco and firearms industries (not to mention the oil industry) with open arms as they continue to hunt us down and lock up our friends, ruining otherwise wonderful lives in the process.

If I can drink, why canâ??t I smoke? No one with more then a 3rd grade education could possibly make a point that alcohol is better for you then smoking dope.

My doctor will tell me that I need to take a drug for my stress that will knock out my sex drive, then heâ??ll give me another drug to ramp up my sex drive to compensate, but he wonâ??t tell me that smoking dope will cure my stress and make sex more enjoyable in the process.

Iâ??m a criminal because I smoke dope.

If there was a country for stoners... I would vote you president.:thumbsup:

[Kitty Kat]

Thats what we need!

[friendowl]

keep on smoking criminal
and i shall keep on growing

[LIP]

Yeah were all crimnials... Were just as much wanted as people who go round cutting other people up and berrying them under their patio.

I have the same feeling as you, although i admit that i am proberly a cannabis extremist... i hate the pigs, and i hate governments...




HATE is one hell of a strong word, and i mean it in every respect when we talk about our lovely herb being illegal!

[AngelofDankness]

I am a typical dope smoker:

Iâ??ve been meeting so many people on this posting board, and the more decent people I meet the more upset I get over our current situation. We are, after all criminals, right?

This is not a generalization or exaggeration; this is who I am, what Iâ??ve accomplished and how I live. And again, I am a criminal because I smoke dope. If I omit any details, it is simply to help remain anonyms.

Iâ??m a Midwest conservative who was raised in a loving family that has always practiced a Christian lifestyle. My parents have been married over 50 years and my older siblings and I are all successful, happy people with wonderful families of our own by now.

Iâ??m also a high school state champion athlete, NCAA Div I competitor and highly educated professional with advanced degrees. Iâ??m an officer in my local church, father of three, sole provider for my family, married for 18 years and have never cheated on my spouse (and never will). Iâ??m prepared for retirement without relying on Social Security and I have my kids college accounts fully funded. I pay my taxes and have never been in trouble with the law (I havenâ??t even been pulled over for speeding in over 15 years).

But Iâ??m a criminal, because I smoke dope.

I donâ??t grow or sell, but have always helped my friends find dope over the years as they have helped me. Iâ??m not opposed to growing or selling, but the current risks are too high considering the level of responsibility I assume in caring for my family.

Modern life is stressful enough in trying to get by with no vices. Most people drink or take Prozac (or some other prescription drug) to help cope. After years of research and study, we have determined that smoking dope (at night, in our own home, after the kids have gone to bed) is the safest way for us to relax. We canâ??t overdose on dope, we canâ??t get addicted to it (aside from some people getting a minor psychological addition that only lasts a few days after you stop smoking regularly), we smoke with a vaporizer or filtered water bong, so we have no cancer risksâ?¦

But Iâ??m a criminal because I smoke dope.

I hide in the shadows and use code-words to mask our lifestyle when communicating with friends. I struggle like all of you to find quality from honest people. I groan with disgust as I watch our politicians continue to support the alcohol, tobacco and firearms industries (not to mention the oil industry) with open arms as they continue to hunt us down and lock up our friends, ruining otherwise wonderful lives in the process.

If I can drink, why canâ??t I smoke? No one with more then a 3rd grade education could possibly make a point that alcohol is better for you then smoking dope.

My doctor will tell me that I need to take a drug for my stress that will knock out my sex drive, then heâ??ll give me another drug to ramp up my sex drive to compensate, but he wonâ??t tell me that smoking dope will cure my stress and make sex more enjoyable in the process.

Iâ??m a criminal because I smoke dope.

I live in California and have a prescription card to buy legally BUT, that still doesn't get me off the hook with job interviews and of course the pee test that goes with it. Why the hell should I take a pee test so that you someone that I don't even know can pass judgment on me. Because let's face it, if we're stoners, we're not just criminals we are also unreliable, can't focus, are fumbling and stupid.

What I do in the privacy of my own home is no one's business just as it's none of my business what goes on in your home.

Well, that's my two cents worth of ranting on this subject - thanks for listening.

RISE UP STONER NATION!!!!:rasta: