The other day I heard a commercial on the radio for a hydroponic supply place. Not exactly the same thing but still surprised the shit out of me. It was supoosed to be a conversation between a father and son. Went something like this:

Father: Son, we need to talk about what I found in your closet.
Son: Um, I can explain Dad
Father: You better be able to. I'm really disapointed in you.
Son: It's just one plant Dad...and..it's for a friend.
Father: I don't care who it's for. I just don't know what you were thinking. I mean, what were you expecting with that little flourescent bulb. And those yellow leaves just disgust me. You need to head on over to South Bay Hydroponics and get a proper set up if you expect to grow in this house..