I've never been in a gang, but I've had dealings with enough gangsters to have no respect for that lifestyle.

Overheard:

"Look at those brave gangstas stick up that old man because it's his fucking sidewalk and the old man's problem for not knowing it. When I grow up I want to be a gangsta too so I can solve all my problems with the help of a weapon and 15 of my friends. Fuck School. I can't wait to grow up...

What's that? You're recruiting people my age now? Yaaayyyyyyyyyyyy"

-Little Johnny Age 8