The South

[Breukelen advocaat]

November 3, 2005
http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, itâ??s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "Itâ??s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. Thatâ??s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? Itâ??s too easy, asshole, theyâ??re blue states. Itâ??s not your money, assholes, itâ??s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Letâ??s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? Itâ??s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, thatâ??s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think thatâ??s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundin..._United_States
http://www.theology.edu/journal/volume2/ushistor.htm
http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_b...ates_feed.html
http://toughenough.org/2004/10/massa...ral-pride.html
http://www.divorcemag.com/statistics/statsUS2.shtml
http://newdeal.feri.org/tva/
http://www.ncpa.org/pd/social/pd111999g.html
http://www.slate.com/id/2087621/
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...94/ai_21020057

Breukelen advocaat Reviewed by Breukelen advocaat on 04-04-2006. The South November 3, 2005 http://www.fuckthesouth.com/ Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really? Cause we fucking founded Rating: 5

[eg420ne]

HUH??!!!!----

[Psycho4Bud]

HUH??!!!!----

Them there be fightin' words!!! BRUTAL!!!:dance:

[eg420ne]

Just as my avatar says "Come and Take it"

[Psycho4Bud]

Just as my avatar says "Come and Take it"

I don't think Breuk was talking about taking it, just giving it back! LOL...j/k

Don't worry eg, like I said, we'll ask for custody of ya! LOL:thumbsup:

[eg420ne]

Giving it back to who? So the mexicans can make the south just like mexico-either i die fightin, or run towards the north by Y'all---im shootin for the die fighting one:thumbsup: The texas forefather fought hard for this land, and giving it up without a fight would be treason on all who partake in it.....

[Psycho4Bud]

Giving it back to who? So the mexicans can make the south just like mexico-either i die fightin, or run towards the north by Y'all---im shootin for the die fighting one:thumbsup: The texas forefather fought hard for this land, and giving it up without a fight would be treason on all who partake in it.....

Don't worry dude!!! You and G.W. will be on the front lines fighting side by side!!! LOL...GOD BLESS TEXAS!:thumbsup:

[Sinsemilla Jones]

"African slavery is so much the outstanding feature of the South, in the unthinking view of it, that people often forget there had been slaves in all the old colonies. Slaves were auctioned openly in the Market House of Philadelphia; in the shadow of Congregational churches in Rhode Island; in Boston taverns and warehouses; and weekly, sometimes daily, in Merchant's Coffee House of New York. Such Northern heroes of the American Revolution as John Hancock and Benjamin Franklin bought, sold, and owned black people. William Henry Seward, Lincoln's anti-slavery Secretary of State during the Civil War, born in 1801, grew up in Orange County, New York, in a slave-owning family and amid neighbors who owned slaves if they could afford them. The family of Abraham Lincoln himself, when it lived in Pennsylvania in colonial times, owned slaves...."

http://www.slavenorth.com/index.html

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Southern Founding Fathers?

Well, there's a few obscure guys...

James Madison, 4th President and author of the Constitution

Thomas Jefferson, 3rd President and author of the Declaration*

George Washington, 1st President and General of the War*

*and evil slave owner




And let's see, who were the great Democratic leaders of the South back when the yellow dogs were blue?

Lester Madox and George Wallace!!!

:rasta::rasta::rasta:

[Myth1184]

maybe some1 should inform him the main reason our Capitol is in Washington DC is because at the time it was in VIRGINIA Land. And I do Remember Virginia being a southern state

[Euphoric]

i still dont understand why the south was denied independance the civil war that followed was a total nightmare
hundreds of thousands died horrific deaths..why? because the union president wanted to hold on to some abstract idealogy?