Turn off the extra fridge in the garage..

Bang your honey more often so she doesn't need to re-charge the batteries in her ROBO KAK

Don't watch TV

Put on a jacket and lower the heat

Cycle with the sun.. wake up at 5am and go to bed at 9pm...

Turn your TV off at the SET.. cause if you turn it off at the remote, it is actually still ON...

Jerk off to mags instead of internet porn..

DONT ever let anybody offend you... instead, take thsemoments to look at yourself...
WHO IS GETTING OFFENDED?
If you can answer that question.. then you are not seeing yourself..

hahahahahha

I love you