i have never been caught masturbating...
i dont intend to
but i dont think i would necessarily be ashamed
unless it was my mother or father
that shit would be weird as fuck
me: oh fuck *puts blanket over dick*
dad: what the fuck are you doing
me: fuck
dad: fuck
me: oh shit
dad: *unbuckles belt* *whoops my ass*
da haze meister Reviewed by da haze meister on . ashamed to jack off/masterbate do you get embarrased if someone seen you shaking hands with the president. or if you seen someone do it. i used to feel weird but after being locked up i see things different. even taking a dump id get embarresed if some open the door or watched me wipe my colo.not no more i could care less. feels kind of good like a weight was removed. i think most people are too uptight Rating: 5