Praying for the sick makes them feel even worse

[beachguy in thongs]

It's obviously Gods will for everyone to die, otherwise we'd all live forever...

What, you think creating life isn't enough?

Obviously, it's God's plan for everyone to live forever. We're working our way up to it. How long do you think those one-celled organisms, that He first created, lived? Your life may not be God's plan, but Life may be.