Passing around a packed lit bong before the collection basket at church...

[Oneironaut]

So is God against masturbation too? And wet dreams? And urinating if you haven't had an orgasm in a while? Am I really supposed to make use of every load of sperm? That sounds tough.

Also contraceptives. Those waste sperm too. If you don't want to waste sperm you can't have safe sex. Yay for STDs and unwanted pregnancies! :dance: