Passing around a packed lit bong before the collection basket at church...

[Oneironaut]

I'd rather spend my money on weed, not an organization that encourages children to read anti-woman, anti-queer hate literature.

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.