Passing around a packed lit bong before the collection basket at church...

[grinthenbearit]

Passing around a packed lit bong before the collection basket at church

what an awesome idea...especially if it packed with good herb.....what a spiritual get together.

What kind of weed do you think would be best ( purple ukle, diesel, northern lights)? I'd like white widow

grinthenbearit Reviewed by grinthenbearit on 04-04-2006. Passing around a packed lit bong before the collection basket at church... Passing around a packed lit bong before the collection basket at church what an awesome idea...especially if it packed with good herb.....what a spiritual get together. What kind of weed do you think would be best ( purple ukle, diesel, northern lights)? I'd like white widow Rating: 5

[IanCurtisWishlist]

haha just get some good weed man. has anyone seen that movie Tommy by The Who? if so, do you remember the scene where eric clapton sings "eyesight to the blind" and he's dressed like a preacher and everyone is worshipping marilyn monroe?? i'm sure they were all on drugs at that church. sounds like a religion i'd like to follow.

[grinthenbearit]

I'd love to worship them!

[Oneironaut]

I'd rather spend my money on weed, not an organization that encourages children to read anti-woman, anti-queer hate literature.

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[C4nn4Bliss]

well im against the gay scene as well, i think "God" would be against it because you are wasting your sperm which is life, so basically your wasting what "God" gave you to procreate with....make sense??

homosexuality is wrong, now watch as i get flamed and called a homophobe lol what a waste of time!

[Oneironaut]

So is God against masturbation too? And wet dreams? And urinating if you haven't had an orgasm in a while? Am I really supposed to make use of every load of sperm? That sounds tough.

Nothing is wrong with homosexuality. Nothing is wrong with any activity that harms no one. People should be able to do whatever they want with their own bodies. Cannabis users of all people should know this stuff.

Oh, and telling wives to unquestioningly submit to their husbands is just plain sexist. If you're a Christian, you're either a sexist or a hypocrite who doesn't believe in his own holy book.

[Oneironaut]

So is God against masturbation too? And wet dreams? And urinating if you haven't had an orgasm in a while? Am I really supposed to make use of every load of sperm? That sounds tough.

Also contraceptives. Those waste sperm too. If you don't want to waste sperm you can't have safe sex. Yay for STDs and unwanted pregnancies! :dance:

[C4nn4Bliss]

stop being so fucking literal just to try and get your point across, goddamn!

i think homosexuality is wrong BUT theres nothing i can do and the only reason it really doesnt bother me is that the homosexuals cant reproduce.....thank fucking god

Never said they should die i said its not right.....

Dont forget you dont have to be a christian to believe in god for fucks sake

[C4nn4Bliss]

if youd stop being so literal youd get why i say its a waste between two men or two women....they will never have their OWN children.... theres a difference between the waste your talking about and the waste im talking about

[Oneironaut]

stop being so fucking literal just to try and get your point across, goddamn!

You're the one who said wasting sperm is wrong. Are you now saying that wasting sperm can be okay?

i think homosexuality is wrong BUT theres nothing i can do

Sure there is. You can change your mind!

and the only reason it really doesnt bother me is that the homosexuals cant reproduce.....thank fucking god

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_insemination

Never said they should die i said its not right.....

Why is it not right? Because the Bible says it's not right? If that's the case, then why do you reject the part where it tells you to stone them? If not because of the Bible, then why not just accept queer people for the way they were born?

Dont forget you dont have to be a christian to believe in god for fucks sake

I know that. I'm just saying, if you are a Christian and you believe in the Bible, then you can't pick and choose which parts you like. If you believe in the Bible, you believe gays should be stoned and wives should submit to their husbands. If you don't believe those things, you are admitting that the Bible is not reliable, and if it's not a reliable text, then why accept all the fanciful claims of talking snakes, worldwide floods, virgin births, walking on water, curing lepers, an invisible dictator of the universe, etc.?