CAREFULLY. Since I was an MP while a Lt. I knew when the drug tests were going to be done and when the dogs were going to go through the baracks. In those days they didn't give officers drug tests; we just administered them.

As a Battalion Commander in the reserves I knew when the drug test were going to take place.

In the Federal Government they only started drug testing at my agency AFTER I was hired. Got through the back ground investigation by not giving out any of the names of people who knew I was a stoner.

If you look like a duck, talk like a duck , act like a duck, chances are pretty good you are a duck. So don't look like a doper, don't talk like a doper, and don't act like a doper and no one will know you are a doper.

I will admit that my timing was pretty good but I always had a back up plan in case I had to take a piss test.

I don't think that I could get away with it now since there is a lot more random testing going on. Hell, even if I wanted to get a job as a greeter at WalMart I probably couldn't do it today.

Like your old man I want to relocate to the Netherlands.:thumbsup:
Shastadad Reviewed by Shastadad on . List ways that your substance abuse has had a... negative impact on the life of others. Consider friends, family, employers, children, coworkers, neighbors, counselors, clergy, AA members, sponsors and so on. (Be sure to indicate not just who was affected by your substance abuse, but how they were affected.) I will gladly take "Fuck Off!" as a response but any help will be appreciated so I can finish this thing and have a shot of whiskey. Rating: 5