CAREFULLY. Since I was an MP while a Lt. I knew when the drug tests were going to be done and when the dogs were going to go through the baracks. In those days they didn't give officers drug tests; we just administered them.

As a Battalion Commander in the reserves I knew when the drug test were going to take place.

In the Federal Government they only started drug testing at my agency AFTER I was hired. Got through the back ground investigation by not giving out any of the names of people who knew I was a stoner.

If you look like a duck, talk like a duck , act like a duck, chances are pretty good you are a duck. So don't look like a doper, don't talk like a doper, and don't act like a doper and no one will know you are a doper.

I will admit that my timing was pretty good but I always had a back up plan in case I had to take a piss test.

I don't think that I could get away with it now since there is a lot more random testing going on. Hell, even if I wanted to get a job as a greeter at WalMart I probably couldn't do it today.

Like your old man I want to relocate to the Netherlands.:thumbsup: