I wouldnt recommend doing anything sober, especially waiting in lines then going 30 thousand feet in the air @ 200 mph! In a perfect world, I control all airlines and the beverage service includes your selection of opiates or weed (no meth addicts on the planes plz) First class citizens can enjoy LSD but they must be locked down by our experienced staff...

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Euphoric Reviewed by Euphoric on . Has everyone traveled via Airplane high? I'm not talking buzzed, I'm talking ripped out of your mind. Walking past security, Boarding airplane, Than taking off. How was it? I'd have to do it during the day light, I think I'd get a tid paranoid with the noices/shakes during the twighlight hours. Rating: 5