I wouldnt recommend doing anything sober, especially waiting in lines then going 30 thousand feet in the air @ 200 mph! In a perfect world, I control all airlines and the beverage service includes your selection of opiates or weed (no meth addicts on the planes plz) First class citizens can enjoy LSD but they must be locked down by our experienced staff...

"its called mescaline - its the only way to fly"

FLY EUPHORIC AIRLINES
CHECK ON BAGGAGE IS YOUR MIND