when i was in holland i smoked a huge joint....one of those foot long joints that you buy for like 5 euros on the way to the airport to come back to LA. When i arrived at schipol...i was so high and everyone i talked to at the airport knew it. My friend had a marijuana shirt that he got in amsterdam, and he wore that to the airport. When we got into the US, the customs lady looked at his shirt and just started laughing.

Only true stoners go through customs blazed out of their mind, and wearing shirts with huge leafs on them. Hahaha.