No. You are wrong. Everyone smokes here. It's just that we are paranoid and cautious. Take me for example... "let's say I am a serious hook up"... I still wouldn't help you out because you could be a PO or something and I'm not risking my ass.
Basically in Spokane it works like this: If you know someone who smokes, beg like a mother to get to their hookup. Ask close friends... they'll help. Never know what could happen in the land of magic we fondly call Spokompton.