Here's one for ya eg!:thumbsup:

A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in
order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the
plane. After removing all the unnecessary items (baggage,etc.), the pilot
reports that the plane is still too heavy and yet more weight needs to be
removed. She then asks if any of the passengers would be brave enough to
give up their own lives to save the others. The Frenchman stands, raises
his glass,says "Viva la France!" and jumps out of the plane. This not being
enough, the Englishman stands up, raises his glass, says"Long live the
Queen!" and jumps out of the plane. Still this is not enough weight
removed so the Texan stands up, raises his glass, says "Remember the Alamo?"
and throws the Mexican out of the plane. :dance: