Memo From the sports desk

[Ripper]

I just received this from Mister DSS.

"Ripper you whorehopper

You scurvy shiester basterd how are you. You still owe me for those fucking pills and if you come near my house without a invite god help u.

Anyway back to what i was actualy sending this memo for now the pleasentries are out the way. I had a thought, after hurling abuse at both sectors of the Old Firm. I nearly hit a pedestrian leaning out the window shouting a one particulary fat Celtic Fan, he seemed to take the abuse quiet well. Which worries me i shouted "You fucking Glory hunter why cant you support your hometeam" Luckily the old lady got out the way and i didnt hit her as a consequence of being shocked at his seemingly being proud of being a glory hunter.

These fuckers are ruining scottish football.........I mean why support a team that really you have no link with. Small local teams(which feed these teams with there only scottish players) are being driven under by the quite sycophantic nature of Old Firm Fans.
Perhaps a tax on supporting a team from outwith your area would help out even public loggings or the stocks would put the oompth back in Scottish football getting the home fans really at home eh that would be amazing what do you think Ripper

Anyway pay up for those pills or youll get a plastic practice round off your arse bone

Pleasure talking to you Rips"

Well his veiwpoint.........More memos to come
Ripper

Ripper Reviewed by Ripper on 04-02-2006. Memo From the sports desk I just received this from Mister DSS. "Ripper you whorehopper You scurvy shiester basterd how are you. You still owe me for those fucking pills and if you come near my house without a invite god help u. Anyway back to what i was actualy sending this memo for now the pleasentries are out the way. I had a thought, after hurling abuse at both sectors of the Old Firm. I nearly hit a pedestrian leaning out the window shouting a one particulary fat Celtic Fan, he seemed to take the abuse Rating: 5

[TonyD]

People support whatever team they want to mate, just because you live near a football team doesn't mean you should have to support it.

Some people are raised supporting their team their not gonna switch just because of close proximity to one team or another.

[Ripper]

Hmmmmmmm Forget it u didnt get It TonyD............look up Roaul Duke/Hunter Thompson........I couldnt give a shit about football.

Why do u support celtic then....cos u where born there or cos of sectarian reasons

[TonyD]

I don't support Celtic FC, in fact i do not follow football at all mate.

If i did follow football i wouldn't follow Motherwell thats all i said in the other thread.

Football causes more problems than its worth and i can't get attracted to an abstract idea of being really passionate about 11 people playing a game against 11 other people.

Im also not Sectarian im an atheist born a Roman Catholic went to Catholic school's found that god isn't real in my opinion and all religion does is cause divisions and hate.

[Ripper]

yup religion sure cuases some amount of hate

I cant wait for the Old Firm match though lol

Rangers must salvage some pride